Why You Should Come Up with a Sob Story to Get Laid

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“Come up with a sob story to gain a soft corner”

Scoring an affair can be difficult enough if you are going around to meet women while pretending that you aren’t married. Scoring an affair can be even more difficult and may even seem impossible if you keep your wedding ring on when you go out to meet women. In truth, there are ways to work around the ring and use it to your advantage. Coming up with a sob story and making up a false reason for the reason why you still wear a wedding ring can actually do wonders to help you get laid. You likely don’t want to try and come up with a fake story if you’re going to have more than a one-night stand, but for a short fling it can be perfect.

The Benefits of a Sob Story

Coming up with a sob story can help you when you strive to have an affair because it can be the perfect way to convince women that you aren’t married and that you have a reason for hooking up. It may be easier just to conceal the fact that you’re married, but some women can tell if you’ve recently removed a ring just by looking at the tan on your ring finger. Deciding to keep the ring on means that you have to come up with some kind of explanation as to why you’re still wearing the ring. Once you’ve told her a story that gained sufficient sympathy, she may be more inclined to sleep with you based on the emotional attachment that she has developed for you in such a short period of time.

What Kind of Story to Tell

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“Tell her that your girlfriend left you”

Knowing what kind of sob story to tell the women you meet in bars really depends on what kind of effect you want to evoke. Telling her that your wife recently died, for example, is a rather easy way to gain sympathy from women you meet in bars. You may not want to come up with such an elaborate story when you meet women just so you can get laid, but sometimes it really can help, and it can provide a great reason for the fact that you still wear your wing. You can also tell her that your wife recently divorced you and you didn’t want to break up as an explanation for the ring, but this may not work as often.

Possible Drawbacks for This Tactic

If you decide to have a longer affair with a woman instead of a one-night stand, your story will quickly unravel once you have to own up to the fact that you’re still married and your wife is quite alive. It’s best to keep things brief if you get her interest by telling her a lie about why you want to have sex with her. Otherwise you run the risk of her making an unpleasant discovery about the truth, and this can make things riskier for you in the long run in case she decides to try and contact your wife.


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