For some guys it’s enough to meet a beautiful woman and have sex with her in strange places. Whether it’s a long term affair or something short, the sex should stay a secret. But sometimes you get into something a little more serious and you’re having sex more often with her. You’ll get it on anywhere, even places that you maybe shouldn’t. Sometimes you get caught up in everything and just can’t contain yourself, so the car or your house might seem like a good idea at the time. But then your wife is suddenly home. Uh-oh, what are you to do now?
In the House
“Make your girlfriend hide under the bed”
If you’re lucky enough to be inside of the house when you’re getting it on, you have a better position for hiding your mistress than if you’re in a hotel. As soon as you hear the door open you should be in action. Depending on where you are, get your side woman into a room that you know your wife doesn’t normally go into. If she always heads to the kitchen first for a snack, then get your side into the bathroom. Pretty much it’s going to be up to your mistress to remember how she got there and dodge around the house to the front door. Even if your wife hears the door close, you can always say that you didn’t hear anything.
If you don’t live in a place large enough to play hide and seek, then you seriously need to get your fling out of a window. Even if you’re on the second story or something, have her crouch on the roof until your wife is occupied or it’s dark. Your side woman really won’t like this option, but it’s better than getting caught. She can either climb her way down or you can make the excuse of needing to go to the grocery store or something. Then you can help her down.
In the Car
“Make her hide in a blanket”
Oh no, you really screwed up on this one. There are not a lot of options for escaping car sex. If you’re really messy you can always have your fling hide in the back seat under a blanket or a ton of clothes, but unless you always have crap back there your wife will probably notice that something is off. If you were smart and parked the car in the garage then your side woman can always try to get out when you hear the car pull up and hide behind a large tool box. It really depends on your setup, though. The one good thing to be said about the garage or car is that if you can get your wife to not notice anything and then walk inside with her your fling can easily escape undetected.
The best way to hide your mistress when your wife walks in is to pre-determine a place. Take note of your surroundings and be clear with your chick. She’ll understand presumably since she’s already having an affair with you.